Answer Template for Singletons before CNY

Attention Singletons, this is a piece of advice just in time for Valentine's Day and CNY!

Today, my good friend Nicholas and I were chatting as usual and sharing our daily thoughts and quotes... when he suddenly popped a question:

Nicholas: Ooi... when u wanna paktoh ar?

Me: *Bedazzled... (thinking, why suddenly ask me this kind of question...)

Nicholas: OOI... (<-- he always so rude one...) actually I am asking POPULAR ques during CNY...

Me: Good question! Teach me how to give a good answer... (<-- result of too much spoon-feeding...)

Nicholas: Well... I kena a lot before CNY d loooo... @_@ You tell them, "I am actually looking for someone who is independent and already have career... somemore need him to care HOME 1... well... I want him to care u all (parents)... so... I just let YUAN FEN comes lo"

Me: Good one!!! I'm sure that after you give this speech, your audience (aunties uncles) will 鸦雀无声数秒，then 掌声如雷！

Nicholas: Remember... cannot say, no ppl want/ not in mood/ no time/ no money... won't work one!

Me: Thanks! I'll remember what to say when my aunties, uncles, cousins, dad, mom ask me this question!

Useful, isn't it? Hahaha...