Vampire while Roasted

My dormitory here provides us with meals 3x a day. We can check our breakfast, lunch and dinner menu from the dormitory website, which is useful for me to prepare my stomach and tastebuds before I arrive at the dining hall.

Sometimes I'm too lazy to Google image, so I just copy and paste the Korean text into Google translate. But, the Korean-English translation is really awful... makes me sweat... =_='''

It's bad enough that I am served with prison food...

Not to mention some really un-appetizing ways of preparing the food...

And today, we are served with Vampire, even roasted!
I wonder whether I get a slice of Edward Cullen's cheek... =_='''

Luckily the vampire turned out to be some sotong slices afterall... and the cretin (from Dictionary, cretin means a "dwarfed and deformed idiot") is actually delicious sweet sour pork afterall...

On an unrelated note, sometimes I go out and see these aquarium tanks outside some restaurants. It feels really, really weird to see my food flapping around in front of me. Btw, this is really my first time seeing real, live sotong... the sotong's nose/head is very very long and the "wings" (flappers) are in front of the head while the eyes are back behind...

I always thought the tentacles are like the sotong's feet or something... geli...